What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?